Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Pimentel uses protection... against Swine Flu


In this exclusive photo taken, you can see Art Pimentel, while visiting Woodland's sister city, using a mask to protect himself from the Swine Flu. Despite advisories against travel to Mexico, Vice Mayor Pimentel decided his peeps deserve more than an excuse about not making it for his visit.

Using a state of the "Art" mask, the influenza strain has no chance of infecting him. Besides, we heard swine are immune anyways. Holding up two fingers is the secret sign for, you are stuck with me as your Mayor for two years.

We will be following every development on this story and will update as we uncover more about his trip to La Piedad, Mexico .
The Associated press took this picture of an unidentified man wearing a mask in Mexico. Hmm, looks like Art to me. Nice shirt! Is that a City cell phone he is using?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is also hiding the secret antenna so he can get a direct blog feed while at the Council meetings to know how he should cast his vote.

Anonymous said...

In this really necessary? This blog is for losers who sit in confined spaces dreaming about leading an arts commission!!!! Write about all the positive things going on in Woodland. Why would post a picture and description like this? is this funny in your world? Your bloggers are a group of tired unproven losers looking for a purpose

Make yourself useful Mr. Gay, and Co... Do something positive 4 once!!!

Anonymous said...

Ha-ha, the blog owner gets to sensor his web page!!! Go figure. What a JOKE

dino said...

Thank you for being one of those bloggers.

The Realist said...

I posted it and yes it is funny. If you do not think so, then I am sorry you live such a miserable life. Instead of complaining and confining yourself to a small cubical reading this blog, why don't you go contribute something positive towards life.

Anonymous said...

The secrets out, and their upset. Some can dish if out but not take it.

I thought the post funny and lighthearted, much better than the dishes Pimentel and Co... serves to the good people of Woodpile.

More! More! MORE!

dino said...

Realist,

I doubt if the troll sits in a cubicle. It probably sits in a high school remedial English classroom.

I like the observation that I "dream" about leading an arts commission, yet I need to do something positive "4" once.

Anonymous said...

Conversation between 3:26 and someone with more than half a brain:

3:26: "If you ain't country, you ain't sh*t".

1/2 brain: "So are you country?"

3:26: "Hell yeah I'm country!"

1/2 brain: "So you're sh*t?"

3:26: "Wait, what?"

Anonymous said...

Petrovich could hire him to do a mime act at the new Auto mall. Call it "Art" in Public Places.

Could you write off this as a campaign contribution?

Anonymous said...

Cool shirt Art. Wear at the next Council so we know you.